(your junogams explode with the cheer of a thousand suns. or a thousand simons.)

We're heeeerreeeeeee~! Hello, my dear passengers, we have arrived in the village of Orvshire! Please do make yourselves at home whilst the mini-men and I attend to supplies. There is plenty to do here - ice diving, ice skating, ice sledding, ice skiing... The ( Read more... )

Ohoho! Good morning travelers! We have arrived in Armastus! Feel free to exit the caravan and explore the lovely town, we will not depart until the afternoon of the morrow! So joyous, isn't it? I do so love it here. In fact, I'm in such a good mood that I will provide all of you a fine feast for dinner ( Read more... )

Don't blame me if you bought a costume several sizes too small for you. Maybe they're parting gifts from the Matron. A-ah, how pleasant...Ahem-- fellow passengers, you'll be pleased to know we are about one day's journey from arriving at our next destination - Armastus! This is a very pleasant village, one that we Willaknappians visit for good luck ( Read more... )

{announcement given both over your junogams and the caravan intercom system}

E-er. Fellow passengers and new comers, I think we have promptly overstayed our welcome!! Time to go, don't you think? Please come aboard the caravan as promptly as possible, we will initiate a headcount to make sure everyone has boarded safely and securely ( Read more... )

We've arrived!Welcome to Lere'unfru, travelers! You may notice it is unbearably hot, but please try to not flounce about as skimpily as we were allotted in Sintala. I don't want you getting sunburnt, old chaps! Marie, our medic, has some cream to put on your delicate noses to prevent redness, purpleness, and blackness ( Read more... )

{WHAM EXPLODING NETWORK VOICE}Glorious day! The infestation has been addressed, and a new axle has been fashioned. Please feel free to drop by the mechanical room to give Charlie and the mini-men a good thanking. They quite likes baked goods, last I checked. Also, thank you Marie and Sir House for your prompt medical attentions! I feel much better ( Read more... )

(simon's junogam is slow to come to life, and the man coughs a few times - a wet thing - before speaking.)So terribly sorry for the turbulence, passengers. Charlie informs me that our rear axle has snapped due to bugs eating at the wood. We will be delayed as Mister Charlatan and the minimen go about casting a new axle and check the remaining parts ( Read more... )

(herp derp)

Come along, come along then, Passengers! Now that you all have your land legs back, it's time to get a move on! Our transportation has arrived to take us to the surface, and the caravan is waiting for us!

All aboard! Otherwise you'll get left behind. And I will help myself to your things.

(hello, network!)Dear passengers ( Read more... )

(HELLO, JUNOGAM NETWORK, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE ASSISTANT! THIS IS EVENT HEAVY SO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION)

Passengers,

We will soon be arriving at Lake Sitalan. There are a few very important things you must note, please. Firstly, you will be exiting the caravan. Our journey will be separated here, but not because we're abandoning you! Lake Sitalan and ( Read more... )